He reaches down to touch my face and stops with his fingers on my forehead and says...
"I've gotta get this pimple!"
He proceeds to "get the sucker"
That's not the first time this has happened. And stop thinking that I must have bad acne, because that's not the case. The worst it usually gets are those mini annoying skin colored pimples that never turn white, but beg for you to scratch them off.
I am in the process of convincing myself that it's just his excuse to touch my face. It's not like I mind, he does a great job and it's to my benefit to have my own extractionist.
It just stinks when you're having an intimate moment with someone and they are accepting a personal challenge with the pimple on your face!
Only solution. Clean my face! Then maybe I can get him to stroke my cheek affectionately while gazing into my eyes...Yeah, maybe in my BEST dream!
It could happen! Because with God (and in most cases the internet) all things are possible.
Oh man he's lucky I love him like crazy!